Patricia Heaton Quotes

I was raised Catholic and I'm Presbyterian now, but I've always been a Christian, regardless of denomination. I believe that Jesus is the way.

Patricia Heaton

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BelieveChristianNowI BelieveWay

My friends make me laugh: funny Instagram videos, but mostly people falling over. It's so bad, but it never gets old. I just love how people cover up their falls. The whole experience of 'Oh, I just fell, and I'm going to run out of the fall and pretend I did this on purpose.' I just like to see how people cover up their mishaps.

Jillian Hervey

FunnyLoveExperiencePurposePeople

Loving your language means a command of its vocabulary beyond the level of the everyday.

John McWhorter

CommunicationLanguageLovingBeyond

It's human nature to blame someone else for your shortcomings or upsets.

Robert Kiyosaki

NatureBlameSomeoneHuman Nature

You can't go forward and backwards at the same time.

Steve Harvey

TimeForwardYouGoBackwardsSame

Nobody likes tainted victories.

Steve Prefontaine

NobodyVictoriesLikesTainted

Creative things have to sell to get acknowledged as such.

Steve Wozniak

CreativeThingsGetSell

To be a good improviser, you have to study composition as a parallel. Because what improvisation is, on a high level, is spontaneous composition.

Roscoe Mitchell

GoodYouSpontaneousStudyHigh

While most of the things you've worried about have never happened, it's a different story with the things you haven't worried about. They are the ones that happen.

Ruth Rendell

StoryYouNeverHappenThingsMost

It's nice to be recognized, but at the same time, there are always consequences. You may get fame, but you lose anonymity. You lose a certain sense of who you are.

Mike Colter

TimeYouLoseConsequencesNiceMay

We know how to take care of one another without whining and accusing and belly-aching.

Mike Gallagher

CareTake CareKnowWithoutTake

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

Mitch Hedberg

FunnyMeJokesBeen

I believe you have to nurture your conscience.

Loretta Young

BelieveYouI BelieveConscience

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