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T. J. Miller Quotes

Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: american
Birth: June 4, 1981

Topics

Funny Think Weird Look Something

I came from Brooklyn. My nickname was Moochie.

Brooklyn I Came Nickname Came

Gay teenagers are four times as likely to attempt suicide as straight ones. I wish they knew that there's nothing wrong with them; that they are just a different shade of normal.

Wish Suicide Gay Wrong Nothing

The world is a tougher place to live in than it was back then, as we come into the computer age.

Live Age World Back Place Come

I think people are getting bored of parties, and hosts are terrified nobody's going to show up. So they have to start entertaining them before the party even starts.

Jerry Della Femina

People Start Think Party Nobody Up

I'm always rather nervous about how you talk about women who are active in politics, whether they want to be talked about as women or as politicians.

John F. Kennedy

Women Politics You Want Nervous

I took my pants off in my 'SNL' audition. It was to do a character called Out of Breath Jogger from 1982. I had short shorts on underneath. It eventually aired, so it was worth it!

Character Short Worth Pants Out Off

I can't read a computer screen and never use a calculator. It's all in my head and by hand.

Hand Never Head Screen Computer Use

The big influence on me was Robert Altman, who, especially in 'Nashville,' transformed my sense of dramatic structure and showed how you could handle overlapping stories.

Me Influence You Nashville Structure

I am one of those guys that's an optimist. I am always optimistic. I don't know how you can be any other way.

I Am You Know Way Always Optimist

A show is like having a climax. It's like having an incredible, natural climax. And then suddenly it's all finished, and you don't know what to do next.

You Know Next Natural Incredible

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

Fun You Late Mad Want Glass

There is nothing that fear and hope does not permit men to do.

Luc de Clapiers

Fear Hope Men Nothing Permit Does

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