Samantha Bee Quotes

I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.

Samantha Bee

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BelieveYouNewsSayNeverThey Say

Sometimes I have to shake my head at how much work it can take to track down a handful of food. Perfect example: I spent a whole day in the Amazon rainforest, in Ecuador, scouring the trunks of dead palm trees for grubs.

Andrew Zimmern

WorkFoodDayTreesPerfectDown

I think in terms of a career trajectory, it's good for people to be reminded that, in spite of seeing me a million times a day on a show for ten years playing the same character, I'm an actor, and actors like to play different people.

Simon Helberg

GoodCharacterDayPeopleMeThink

An image has stuck for most of my career and it isn't flattering.

Robbie Fowler

CareerImageStuckMostFlattering

We haven't made money in NASCAR in a long time.

Robby Gordon

TimeMoneyLongLong TimeMade

Wherever I go - like, I go to elementary schools, I go to middle schools - wherever it is, if it's in Florida, if it's up in New England, I just feel like wherever I am, the kids always go crazy whenever they see me.

Rob Gronkowski

I AmMeCrazyFeelGoNew

AP promoted me to the White House beat because I knew Clinton, his family, friends, and staff better than anybody in the national press corps. Those contacts helped me break a few stories and get my career in Washington jump-started.

Ron Fournier

FamilyMeBetterFriendsCareer

I watched my mom and dad build everything that matters - a family, a home and a good name.

Mike Pence

FamilyGoodHomeMomNameBuild

This policy of containment is not a winning strategy. We need a policy to defeat and destroy ISIS once and for all.

Michael McCaul

WinningStrategyDefeatNeedPolicy

I'm very much a gentleman in what I do.

Little Richard

GentlemanMuchVery

It's hard to get to the point where you feel motivated and energized to go back in and create new music when you feel like you've just drained yourself by pouring everything you have into the previous project. It would be nice sometimes to take a longer break in between projects.

Jay DeMarcus

MusicYourselfFeelYouBackCreate

At most schools, if you switch majors, you basically start over. That means more semesters... and more money. The former might be appealing, but the latter is a major problem for a demographic already saddled with student debt.

Brian Shactman

MoneyStartProblemYouStudent

If I hear that people are litigious, I immediately dismiss them.

Sebastian Horsley

PeopleHearThemDismissImmediately

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