Ursus Wehrli Quotes

Comedians take a neat situation and turn it into a mess. And in my books I do the same thing, but it's the other way around. I like to mess around with mess. A mess is only a mess because someone tells you it is.

Ursus Wehrli

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In the first Spider-Man, at the end of the movie, Peter Parker had to deny himself a relationship with a girl that he's in love with. The very next thing that happens is that he's swinging through the city.

John Dykstra

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I'm not a particularly ambitious actress. I love to go and do my work, head down in the dirt, and be the character.

Melissa Leo

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My agent loves me.

Robert Picardo

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Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11 that a 9/11 joke is funny.

Michael Che

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I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live.

Michael Davis

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My dad was a cross-country truck driver.

John Searles

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I've always been a fan of football, always watched the NFL and it's great to always sit back wherever I can this year. You sit back and enjoy the games, pop a little sports drink - not any pop or soda - lay back, watch the games. It's always cool to see how the games go down and just enjoy them.

Rob Gronkowski

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You only live once. You don't want your tombstone to read: 'Played it Safe.'

Rosario Dawson

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I think we need to stand with Israel.

Ron DeSantis

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I consider Lena Dunham a comedian.

Mike Birbiglia

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The Manuka honey face mask is another favorite of mine that I actually do. I know there are these people that recommend crazy masks, and I'm like, 'There is no way you're putting that on your face!' But I do put Manuka honey on my face. I take a teaspoon and warm it up.

Michelle Phan

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I had not seen lawns till fifth grade - big green lawns.

Luis Alberto Urrea

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