Mike Birbiglia Quotes

I consider Lena Dunham a comedian.

Mike Birbiglia

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There are people who are victims in life, and I don't think they should be encouraged.

Jeremy Irons

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In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on 'The Tonight Show' with Johnny Carson at least once before our ten-year class reunion. Our class reunion was in June of 1990, and I was on 'The Tonight Show' in April 1990, so I made it by a few months.

Jeff Dunham

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I've been doing this since I was a kid. Then, I got in trouble for painting like this on the wall, but now, I get paid for it.

Michael Israel

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We were using a hand-held camera to film the scene when Morse collapses. The camera wouldn't start. Three times they said action and it still wouldn't work. To this day, they still don't know what was wrong.

John Thaw

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I have a house here in California and come back every month and a half to see my kids. And they come to New York.

Robin Wright

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You have to be confident about the product you're putting out. It's just like when a boxer is promoting a fight. You can't go out there and be like, 'This guy might beat me.'

Romeo Santos

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I don't have any health problems, but to keep your health improves your quality of life.

Mary J. Blige

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People want a little excitement. I tell the truth, but I do it theatrically.

Mike Cernovich

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Sometimes a little heartbreak is a lesson, and the best thing to do is just learn the lesson.

Jon Voight

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What was the freedom to which the adult human being rose in the morning, if each act was held back or inspired by the overpowering ghost of a little child?

Delmore Schwartz

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In the final analysis, the incident is seen as originating from an emotional expression of the frustration and anger of the proud people of China who had been subject to ever increasing oppression from without and decadent corruption from within.

Chen-Ning Yang

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As long as people are buying music, it's good for everybody.

Chris Stapleton

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