Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter.

Yakov Smirnoff

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A cardinal rule of politics is that if an issue has the potential to cause problems for a candidate, it is best to deal with it well before the election so the dust has time to settle.

Jo Becker

TimeBestPoliticsProblemsElection

My father was the one who used to stand up in the middle of a number to flutter his lips and make sputtering sounds into lyrics.

Joel Grey

FatherStand UpStandLipsMiddle

I'm sorry, you leftists: you're not the only people whose motives are pure.

Andrew Breitbart

PeopleSorryYouPureMotivesWhose

I am involved with 'Write Girl,' which is such a great organization, because they go into inner city schools and work with underprivileged girls to pair them up with other writers. And it gets them learning to express themselves and become familiar with their own voice. They have a 100% success ratio getting those girls into college.

Melissa Rosenberg

WorkLearningSuccessGirlGreat

One survey that I saw that was published I think in Variety or Electronic Media within the last three weeks says that now the average hour of radio in the United States has 18 minutes of commercials.

Robert McChesney

ThinkMediaNowThreeRadioWithin

A lot of stand-up comedians are actually very insecure, and they come on slightly battling the audience. They want to be the superior person in the room, sneering at the world. That can be very funny. But to me, what's more interesting is that the world is on my shoulders, and it's pushing me down.

Stephen Merchant

FunnyMeWorldInterestingDown

I love cities. New York, Montreal, London, Amsterdam, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney, Melbourne, Toronto, L.A... but, I do choose to live in Vancouver. It's home.

Stewart Butterfield

LoveHomeLiveNew YorkChooseNew

I like working more than I like being at home. Facing that fact is incredibly difficult to handle, because what kind of person likes working more than being at home?

Shonda Rhimes

HomePersonKindMoreDifficult

To criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom.

Rowan Atkinson

FreedomReligionPersonRidiculous

Sacha Baron Cohen is one of my heroes.

Moby

Heroes

If we must have a tyrant, let him at least be a gentleman who has been bred to the business, and let us fall by the axe and not by the butcher's cleaver.

Lord Byron

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I was just watching baby videos of me and I was obviously an exhibitionist.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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