Stephen Merchant Quotes

A lot of stand-up comedians are actually very insecure, and they come on slightly battling the audience. They want to be the superior person in the room, sneering at the world. That can be very funny. But to me, what's more interesting is that the world is on my shoulders, and it's pushing me down.

Stephen Merchant

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: writer
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: November 24, 1974

Topics

FunnyMeWorldInterestingDown

I've always said that if you can get the best people who are good at what they do, but more importantly are passionate about what they do, you'll succeed.

Jim Bankoff

GoodBestPeopleSucceedYouSaid

The School Energy Crisis Relief Act authorizes the Secretary of Energy to issue energy assistance grants to help the poorest school districts across the Nation offset these unexpected and challenging costs.

Joe Baca

SchoolEnergyHelpUnexpectedCrisis

It kills me when people talk about California hedonism. Anybody who talks about California hedonism has never spent a Christmas in Sacramento.

Joan Didion

PeopleMeChristmasTalkNeverWho

The newspapers turn a blind eye to how they get their material as long as they have great photographs.

Sienna Miller

GreatEyeBlindLongTurnGet

Don't kid yourself that anyone in the Premier League is going to do you any favours.

Tony Fernandes

YourselfYouKidGoingAnyAnyone

I plan to go to college in Southampton, a fishery studies college. Again, my brother was down there about two years ago and he said it was great, so I'm looking forward to that.

Tom Felton

GreatBrotherCollegeLooking Forward

It still strikes me as strange that anyone could have any moral objection to someone else's sexuality. It's like telling someone else how to clean their house.

River Phoenix

MeSomeoneHouseMoralStrangeLike

I have no cancer. I have four illnesses, but they are not fatal.

Rodrigo Duterte

CancerFourFatalIllnesses

Since Castro took power, the Cuban people have been denied basic human freedoms. No freedom of religion, no freedom of the press, no political freedom. And the regime uses brutality and violence to suppress these freedoms and impose its will.

Mitt Romney

FreedomPowerReligionPeopleWill

I support Leeds United, and like any fan, I dreamed of playing for them. I tried out at the club and also tried rugby and cricket, and triathlon didn't really become part of my life until I was 16 or 17 - but it was the sport I enjoyed most.

Jonathan Brownlee

LifeSupportCricketMy LifeBecome

I think Halle Berry is one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

Brooke Burke

WomenBeautifulThinkPlanetMost

I mean, a lot of the times I think I'm seen as a bad girl, and I think that's because I'm so open.

Aubrey O'Day

GirlThinkBadMeanOpenBad Girl

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