Even the most embarrassing mishap can be spun into comedic gold.
Zach Anner
Recitation: by Male by Female
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
FamilyFunWholeThing
True consistency, that of the prudent and the wise, is to act in conformity with circumstances and not to act always the same way under a change of circumstances.
John C. Calhoun
ChangeWiseConsistencyCircumstances
Finding initial funds is the primary barrier most entrepreneurs face. Many people don't have three or six months' worth of savings to free themselves up to do months of unpaid legwork.
Andrew Yang
PeopleFreeFaceFindingWorthUp
People have no idea what a hard job it is for two writers to be friends. Sooner or later you have to talk about each other's work.
Anatole Broyard
WorkJobPeopleFriendsYouTalk
The fatal tendency of mankind to leave off thinking about a thing when it is no longer doubtful is the cause of half their errors.
John Stuart Mill
ThinkingLeaveMankindHalfOff
It may take me a long time before I feel 'ready' to tour as a lead singer. I may never be ready... we'll just have to see.
Stone Gossard
TimeMeFeelLongReadyLong Time
Normally, I am a vocal advocate for 'looking both ways' and 'knowing the size of one's own body.' But working, socialising and simply running errands in Manhattan, means I am bound to break my own rules on occasion.
Sloane Crosley
I AmLookingBodyRulesKnowingOwn
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
Rob Corddry
CollegeSayingRememberNeverWould
Obama will learn from his mistakes.
Ron Fournier
MistakesLearnWillHisObama
I used to think about how I was conceived quite a lot when I was about 10 or 11, but I don't think about it at all now that so many other babies have been born in the same way.
Louise Brown
ThinkBornNowWaySameUsed
Most of the time, comparing printed song lyrics with poems is like comparing recipes with food: that's to say, patently unfair.
Jonathan Miles
TimeFoodSongSayUnfairRecipes
July 13, 1954 was the most tragic day of my life. I had lost my beloved Frida forever. To late now I realized that the most wonderful part of my life had been my love for Frida.
Diego Rivera
LifeLoveDayMy LifeLateLost
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