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Rob Corddry Quotes

American - Comedian | February 4, 1971 -

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

Control Story You Way More Over

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Daily Feeling Why Tension Show

I have to stay true to myself.

Myself Stay True True Stay

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

Myself Day Actor Next Out Found

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Daily Cool Watch Show Apparently

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Oil Pure Just Much Form Ethanol

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

Stupid Thought Quit Got Well Just

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

Myself Day Thought Year Down Office

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Feel Election Comfortable Started

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

Feel Need Like Even Contribute

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

Name Know Company Got Because Like

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

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