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Zach Galifianakis Quotes

There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

Zach Galifianakis

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: american
Birth: October 1, 1969

Topics

Time Money Long Artist Back Never

Everybody has an iPhone; everyone can be a reporter now. Everybody can tell a story from every part of the world. Why places like CNN matter is that it is still important to bring them together, put context around it, and explain it.

Together World Story Important Why

I was born in the U.S., my wife was born in Mexico and emigrated here when she was in college, and my daughters were born in New York City. That makes them passport-carrying, natural-born, eligible-to-run-for-president Americans. But they're also Mexicans and they like that just fine.

Wife New York City College Born New

The main objective - our soul is our people. And our job is to enrich their lives, change the world. And so I think that's the bigger pressure you put on yourself.

Angela Ahrendts

Change Job Change The World Soul You

The catcher is in the middle of everything. He sees it best.

Best Everything Middle Catcher He

If you want to know why Republicans and conservatives are in a political crisis, you need only consider the fact that the Right's deeply held view now boils down to this: Taxes should not go up on the wealthy, and your health benefits should be cut.

Health View Political You Down Know

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Forest You Nobody Joke Tell Laughs

In the United States, under 3 percent of municipal food waste - so that's the food scraps that goes into people's garbage cans - actually gets recycled. If you go to a place like South Korea, the exact reverse is the case. It's about 3 percent that doesn't get recycled.

Tristram Stuart

Food People You Place Go Garbage

I listen to everything from Lady Gaga to Lady Antebellum. I've got Frank Sinatra. I've got old stuff, new stuff. Iggy Azalea. I've got everything.

Lady New Listen Old Everything Got

I'm as patient a father as I am on the tennis court. It takes a lot for me to get really upset, but sometimes kids can get you really cross if they really keep bugging you.

Father I Am Me You Sometimes Upset

Nobody criticizes the 'Mighty Ducks' trilogy and gets away with it. Nobody!

Nobody Mighty Away Ducks Trilogy

You have to figure out what's important and keep the main points, though I will swing a little outside the box. It affords me the freedom to find out who the character is, and it's been a positive technique for me. I'm not saying everyone should change words, but if you can do it with confidence, you may nail it.

Positive Change Confidence Character

If my hands get cold, I'll go inside to warm them up and basically never come back out. I'm a little wimp.

Cold Warm Hands Back Go Never

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