Daniel Schwartz Quotes

My mom's a lawyer. She was part of the group that wrote the bar exam. My father is a dentist. They've always worked.

Daniel Schwartz

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FatherMomLawyerGroupSheBar

I am the poster boy for brick-by-brick foundation building. Play a club. Put on a good show for 35 people. Come back. Build your market. Have people talk about you.

Joe Bonamassa

GoodI AmPeopleBuildingFoundation

I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I'd better be funny if guys were going to like me.

Jessica St. Clair

FunnySchoolMeThoughtBetterHigh

The things that are happening to me are unbelievable. I'm actually busier right now than when I played football. This is almost like I'm coming back out of retirement. It will be fun to see myself in the game.

Jerry Rice

MyselfFootballFunMeGameBack

Growing up where I did, the thought of working on a television show or in a movie... that existed on a parallel plane, you know?

Jennifer Garner

Growing UpThoughtYouTelevisionUp

I'm a weirdo and an only child. That comes together to create one-woman shows.

Amanda Seales

TogetherChildCreateOnly Child

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.

Steven Wright

PeopleLaughWillPredictJokes

No, I like being a role model because I know how much comfort my musical idols brought me.

Shirley Manson

MeComfortRole ModelKnowRole

As a measure of acting skills, film can be very deceptive.

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

MeasureActingSkillsFilmVery

LeBron's a good player, but I look at him as just a regular guy to me.

Jaylen Brown

GoodMeLookHimGuyJust

Part of what horror is, is taking risks and going somewhere that people think you're not supposed to be able to go, in the name of expressing real-life fears.

Jordan Peele

RisksPeopleThinkNameYouGo

I admire Vegas's purity, its entirely wholesome artificiality.

Colson Whitehead

VegasAdmirePurityWholesome

Fiction is the best way I know how to think something through.

Phil Klay

BestThinkKnowWayThroughFiction

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