Dave Barry Quotes

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

Dave Barry

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JanuaryFootballToughSharksGames

On a shelf above my computer are five letters that spell out W-R-I-T-E. Just in case I forget why I'm there. I also have 'Wonder Woman' paraphernalia from when I wrote five issues of the comic, and pictures of my husband and kids.

Jodi Picoult

WomanHusbandWonderPicturesForget

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Joan Rivers

WomanMistakesManSleepQuestions

The 1980s were all about synths for me, and it never went away after that.

John Grant

MeNeverAway1980sAboutAfter

Audiences in London called me the girl with the black cherry eyes.

Maureen O'Hara

GirlEyesMeBlackLondonCherry

Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't.

Stephen Mangan

FunnyPeopleComedyFindPersonal

People are interested in things not necessarily covered by the mainstream media, so they download things online. The categories are growing because people find out that they're not able to get information about stories that are of interest to them on the evening news.

Soledad O'Brien

PeopleEveningMediaInformationOut

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

Steven Wright

LifeBeachDayVacationMeBaby

I am a little deaf now. Without my hearing aids in, I miss a lot of peripheral sounds. I had tinnitus, too, for a while.

Roger Taylor

I AmNowDeafHearingWithoutMiss

Now that I'm a father, I've forgiven my parents.

Rivers Cuomo

FatherParentsNowForgiven

I wish my father had lived longer. He died when I was 18.

Rory Bremner

FatherWishI WishLivedHeLonger

It's important that we have the traditional operas and the repertory, but we should also have something new.

Robert Wilson

NewImportantSomethingTraditional

What matters most is your overall way of eating and living.

Dean Ornish

EatingLivingWayMattersYourMost

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