Hasan Minhaj Quotes

Donald Trump is not a 71-year-old white man. He is an Indian uncle. He wears suits that don't fit; he can't speak English properly. He works with his idiotic sons; he hates women but loves his daughter. He makes up words when he gets angry. He is an Indian uncle.

Hasan Minhaj

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: September 23, 1985

Topics

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The Clean Michigan Initiative has been and continues to be a success.

John Engler

SuccessInitiativeCleanBeen

There are lots of people with mental health disabilities, and that's just the way their life is; it's not like you see it in the movies.

Andy Behrman

LifeHealthPeopleMental HealthYou

Unfortunately, in a recession, the people who suffer the most aren't the rich, but the wanna-be rich and the poor.

Robert Kiyosaki

PeopleRichPoorSufferRecession

I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night - and I'd dream about it being me.

Steven Wright

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I realized there are no lobbyists for critical thinking, and I realized there are no lobbyists for bravery.

Rose McGowan

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The fact is that Democrats cannot stand dissent.

Mike Gallagher

StandDemocratsDissentCannotFact

I hate myself because I am not beautiful.

Judith Moore

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I still happen to think the United States is the greatest place in the world to invest.

Don Nickles

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Everyone has their dates. For me, it's 1991. I can place every memory of my life either before or after this date. It's the year I became an adult. My mother died, and I created my company shortly thereafter. I definitely would not have done it if she hadn't passed away.

Christian Louboutin

LifeMotherMemoryMeMy LifeYear

Sex - the poor man's polo.

Clifford Odets

ManSexPoorPolo

Unless you're being carted off, you should be on the field.

Colin Kaepernick

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If you do not believe you can do it then you have no chance at all.

Arsene Wenger

You Can Do ItBelieveChanceYou

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