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Steven Wright Quotes

I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night - and I'd dream about it being me.

Steven Wright

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Me Night Thought Dream Brilliant

To be truly empathetic, we have to acknowledge that we're all human, we're all flawed, and that life can be difficult.

Joe Gebbia

Life Human Difficult Acknowledge

I would return to the Blackadder character if the opportunity came up. I have no qualms about that at all.

Rowan Atkinson

Character Opportunity Up Return Came

I love to read about healthy eating and preach to my husband, who doesn't listen. Now I'm trying to teach it to my daughters.

Martina McBride

Love Eating Husband Trying Healthy

Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.

Mike Greenberg

Failure Game Frustration Golf

The only things I could do were English, drama and history. I loved them subjects, but I hated everything else.

Michael Socha

History Loved Drama Everything Only

The problem is that they are all stars at Madrid. You need someone to carry the water to the well.

Diego Maradona

Stars Water Someone Problem You

I'll be in Los Angeles for two weeks and I'll have a laugh, get battered and have a buzz, but at the end of the day, I'll go home. It's just me earning a few more stories to tell everyone at home and all.

Colin Farrell

Home Day Me End Of The Day End Go

The bagel budget for 'Sex and the City 2' could pay for 'Ghosted.'

Art Malik

City Budget Sex Pay Could

I have ended up on so many weird Men's Rights Twitter accounts filled with weird anime. I don't know. It's so bizarre to me that people can think that way, and so I feel like I can decode them or figure it out. But you can end up so grossed out.

Perfume Genius

Men People Me Think End Weird

In the House, Republican prospects have been buoyed by several successful rounds of redistricting, which have sharply reduced the number of competitive seats and given the Republicans a national advantage of at least a dozen seats.

Thomas E. Mann

House Republican Successful Dozen

Washington culture has always had a difficult time acknowledging untruth.

Timothy Noah

Time Culture Washington Difficult

If you're in the groove, you get something back from the audience that is so exciting and rewarding that no film or television work can possibly compete.

Norman Lloyd

Work You Back Television Audience