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Patton Oswalt Quotes

I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 27, 1969

Topics

Alone Stereotypes Say Never Outcast

I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.

Me Someone Will Praise Anything Who

Being a role model is cool and a great honor. I'm grateful to be considered one and will live up to that title by encouraging kids to eat their Wheaties and brush their teeth often.

Jennette McCurdy

Live Great Grateful Cool Honor Will

I'm fairly conservative on social issues, but not extremely conservative and not reactionary.

Conservative Social Social Issues

I don't think I could ever have a desk job, so I get to be mobile. I'm on set. I get to walk around kind of doing my own thing, being independent - it's just a really good vibe. Everyone on a film set is very happy, and they all love their jobs, so it's a cool environment to be a part of.

Jean-Luc Bilodeau

Love Good Walk Job Happy Cool

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client.

Blind President Ungrateful Act Sir

You always hear actors say, 'Theater is my first love,' and it is. It's a time when you really get to do what you do, and there's not a lot of waiting around and interruption and not a lot of money involved - sometimes money really clouds the waters of creativity.

Love Time Money Creativity Clouds

The only time I think I've ever gotten sick of playing Guns and Roses songs really was during - after having played them in Guns and Roses, and then in Snakepit, and then playing 'It's So Easy' and 'Brownstone' in Velvet Revolver.

Time Sick Think Roses Easy Guns

I actually really enjoy work ethic.

Work Work Ethic Enjoy Actually Ethic

I would be lying if I said I cut out all dessert. When I'm training, I try to satisfy those cravings with a slightly healthier dessert, like a piece of dark chocolate or whipped cream and strawberries. Those are two of my favorites!

Training Chocolate Dark Said Lying

I always look at 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail.' They talked about how they wrote this movie with horses, and then they realized that horses are super-expensive and time-consuming. 'Why don't we just change it to coconuts?' That's part of my process.

Jonathan Krisel

Change Process Look Why Always Just

It is in the nature of the New Yorker to be as topical as possible, on a level that is often small in scale and playful in intention.

Nature Small Intention New Possible

A mathematical proof is beautiful, but when you're finished, it's really only about one thing. A story can be about many things.

Bonnie Jo Campbell

Beautiful Story You Things One Thing

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