Red Skelton Quotes

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

Red Skelton

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 18, 1913 - September 17, 1997

Topics

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Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

Jerry Seinfeld

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The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Jeremy Paxman

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Biden is actually a wonk at heart. Despite his gaffes, he's very cerebral.

Andrew Shaffer

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In my long and difficult and mature life, I have come to learn that the less I know about acting and the more I know about everything else, the better I'll be at both acting and living.

Jean Seberg

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I always found that Trump had this power about him.

Michael Israel

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On July 18, we will mark the 12th anniversary of the senseless loss of 85 lives in the bombing of the Jewish Cultural Center in Buenos Aires, Argentina.

Tom Lantos

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I think a moment of critical energy has suddenly emerged. But moments like this come and go unless we seize them at their height.

Jonathan Kozol

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Somebody sent me a British magazine listing the 20 worst dialects ever done in movies. I was No. 2, with the worst Cockney accent ever done. No. 1 was Sean Connery, because he uses his Scottish brogue no matter what he's playing.

Dick Van Dyke

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In 'Alpha Protocol,' right from the outset, the parameters of the game explain to you that the mission needs to get done. How you approach that is your decision. The rewards and penalties for either path, those are going to balance out into different consequences.

Chris Avellone

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I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.

Boris Johnson

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We have equality of men and women in western society, whereas in Islamic culture, women are inferior to men.

Pim Fortuyn

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When the list is made of the all-time best players, Totti will certainly be in there. I really believe he will be remembered as one of the greats.

Sergio Ramos

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