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Vir Das Quotes

Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight.

Vir Das

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: indian
Birth: May 31, 1979

Topics

Yourself Surround Yourself People Fat

My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.

Joey Bishop

Doctor Up Wonderful He Touched Once

As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom.

Jennifer Coolidge

Woman Mom Single Reap Benefits

Be honest: if your pitch is 90 minutes and you only have 60 set aside for a business lunch or a cup of coffee, there is no way that you can give an honest representation of your company or products. You're lying to yourself and wasting your own time as well as that of your prospect or partner.

Michael Gerber

Business Time Coffee Yourself Lunch

I write, I teach, I direct. I sail around the world for Holland America two months out of every year doing a seminar where we discuss film or theater and do improvisations.

Troy Donahue

Sail World America Doing Year Teach

The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

Simon Cowell

Time Death Animal End More Leave

In both Russia and the U.S., there are a very small number of very, very rich people, and then there are a lot of people who don't have anything. The less inequality you have in a society, the more social peace you have. It's kind of a no-brainer.

Toomas Hendrik Ilves

Peace People Society Small Rich You

When I was 4 my mother got divorced and we were very close to each other. I always wanted to be with her. She took me everywhere. When she went for dinner with friends or when they had meetings at the tennis club, I was always there.

Martina Hingis

Mother Me Dinner Meetings Friends

It was a mistake of mine to train like that, with friends, at home. It was a handicap I should not have given myself. In Croatia, we do not have big camps like in other countries, but I was not willing to go away to train.

Mirko Cro Cop

Home Myself Mistake Friends Train

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.

Don Rickles

Great Service You Want Club Pay

The trickiest thing about the double bind is that it operates imperceptibly, like shots from a gun with a silencer.

Deborah Tannen

Gun Double Shots Like Bind About

I have voted in every election that I have been qualified to vote in since I turned 18.

Chelsea Clinton

Election Vote Been Every Qualified

Essentially, I'm untrained, so I just go with my imagination and try to put myself as solidly as I can into the shoes of whatever person I'm going to be playing.

Christian Bale

Shoes Myself Imagination I Can Go