Will Forte Quotes

Mine's the fun amount of OCD. The party amount! Just enough to give you a little teeny bit of character, but you can still leave the house.

Will Forte

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 17, 1970

Topics

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I'm going to do anything I can to be there and support any organization that empowers and creates opportunities for women.

Jessica Chastain

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Our country is not in crisis; there are no tanks in the streets. No matter what the outcome of the president's situation, life in America will go on. Our lives will continue to be filled with practical matters, not constitutional ones.

Jennifer Dunn

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I'm typically not a heels person.

Jenny Lewis

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Every diminution of the public burdens arising from taxation gives to individual enterprise increased power and furnishes to all the members of our happy confederacy new motives for patriotic affection and support.

Andrew Jackson

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The Internet doesn't like you to learn too much about explosives.

John Updike

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

Steven Wright

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Rubio's supporters must believe rank-and-file Republican voters are really stupid - or so desperate they can be persuaded that up is down, a leopard can change its spots, and a dozen bilingual unicorns will lead off Rubio's inaugural parade.

Tom Tancredo

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We're going for the joke on 'Children's Hospital,' and we're going for the joke on 'The League.' It's fun to go between shows, but you have to mentally remind yourself what show you're on.

Rob Huebel

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Indy makes the race driver. You become famous when you come here.

Rodger Ward

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It's funny: wrestlers and comics bond over remembering their best shows and their absolute worst shows.

Mick Foley

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I love an old-school gentleman. Picking me up for dates, sending flowers, holding the door open, I love it all.

Mollie King

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I'm just opposed to a pure inflation-only mandate in which the only thing a central bank cares about is inflation and not employment.

Janet Yellen

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