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Steven Wright Quotes

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

Fishing Fish Year Line Last Caught

I love my curves.

Jessica Simpson

Love Curves I Love

I try to get in one, one-hour spinning class per week.

Robert Herjavec

Week Class Try Spinning Get Per

But every act in consequence of our faith, strengthens faith.

Anna Letitia Barbauld

Faith Act Our Every Consequence

I find that all great directors, and I would include Ben Affleck and Clint Eastwood in that, they have great confidence. And with great confidence comes great freedom for the actor.

Confidence Freedom Great Find Actor

One strange quality of writing about political campaigns is that it's a little like writing about a baseball game inning by inning. We presume we can say something about the final result from the state of play a third of the way through. You can when a game is a colossal blowout, but you can't when it's close.

Quality Baseball Writing Game Result

The secret to success is good leadership, and good leadership is all about making the lives of your team members or workers better.

Leadership Success Good Team Better

I thought being vegan was going to be some really horrible way of life that had no flavor.

Life Thought Way Horrible Going

I grew up in the home of a political cartoonist, so I was a junkie for politics.

Home Politics Political Up Grew

Cops can deprive people of their freedom. They are sworn to serve and protect. They work for us and they belong to, basically, a service industry, laboring in conditions that are sometimes threatening, often dangerous yet interesting.

Work Freedom Service People Protect

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.

Phones Only Who Who Cares Cares

I agree that it is not just the extremists who harbor bad thoughts or engage in bad acts, but they are usually the source of the polarization and try to keep education and communication of the main stream from moving forward.

Education Communication Moving Forward

On my tour, either they're coming to see me, or they're not.

Me See Coming Tour Either

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