Alan King Quotes

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

Alan King

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: December 26, 1927 - May 9, 2004

Topics

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I'm someone who needs more sleep than average, and I'm quite jealous of people who need only five or six hours and they're good to go.

Jessa Gamble

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In any field, find the strangest thing and then explore it.

John Archibald Wheeler

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I don't feel any pressure to joke about #MeToo - in fact, I'd say you shouldn't, because it's a great movement that is exposing some really awful behavior and hopefully changing the culture.

Joel McHale

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I find women more interesting to watch on a lot of levels, and I like the idea of being involved with something I would watch.

Max Minghella

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Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

Stephen Leacock

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The way we live is changing. Each year, our free time shrinks a little more as computers clamor for an increasing percentage of our attention.

Ruth Reichl

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Dennis Miller

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The older painting - well, it does have an effect all at once, I suppose, but it's of a lesser intensity than a lot of the American work in the last ten or fifteen years.

Donald Judd

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To the degree you eat less of the bad carbs and fats and enough of the good carbs and fats, you're likely to look better, feel better, lose weight and gain health.

Dean Ornish

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A big problem for me was opening for Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park, two bands that wouldn't exist if it weren't for me, straight up!

Chino Moreno

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My pop culture ended somewhere north of Elvis but not too far.

Bob Beckel

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Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add 'within the limits of the law' because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual.

Thomas Jefferson

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