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Bill Engvall Quotes

I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 27, 1957

Topics

Time Long Long Time Nervous Been

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.

Love Yourself Love Is Someone You

I don't have big ideas. I sometimes have small ideas, which seem to work out.

Work Ideas Small Sometimes Out Big

I worked on 'Blue Peter' and 'Tonight' and lots of TV plays, filmed people like Rudolf Nureyev and Ted Heath, and ended up a senior cameraman with my own crew. I'd had my first short story published in 1947, and when my writing really started to take off I decided to go freelance, and eventually left the BBC in 1965.

Blue People Writing Story Short Go

When alien abductees recount to me their stories, I do not deny that they had a real experience.

Michael Shermer

Experience Me Alien Real Stories

By themselves, genetically engineered crops will not end hunger or improve health or bolster the economies of struggling countries. They won't save the sight of millions or fortify their bones. But they will certainly help.

Michael Specter

Health End Help Will Sight Hunger

I hate comics who look at comedy as therapy. But at least it gets things out of my system in a funny way.

Lisa Lampanelli

Funny Hate Comedy Look Therapy Way

No one ever told me I should eat egg whites or drink a gallon of water each day.

Water Day Me Egg Drink Eat

To me, you go through things like that and you learn from it. You add it on to your life, to try to make your life better. Instead of dogging people, learn something from it. And keep stepping.

Life People Me Better Learn You

Whenever you do anything with Bond, you've got Cubby Broccoli and Sean Connery looking over your shoulder.

Bruce Feirstein

Looking Bond You Shoulder Anything

Tulsa has world-class opera and Starbucks, and a religious conservatism that rules public life.

Life Rules Starbucks Opera Religious

Nude nail polish wins hands down over intricate nail art.

Art Hands Down Over Nail Polish

The problem I see with most contests is that the people judging have never competed in a bodybuilding contest. I feel that to have the knowledge necessary to judge a bodybuilding competition, you must have walked in those shoes.

Knowledge Shoes Competition People

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