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Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I hate comics who look at comedy as therapy. But at least it gets things out of my system in a funny way.

Lisa Lampanelli

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 19, 1961

Topics

Funny Hate Comedy Look Therapy Way

Cause there's only one reason for doing anything that you set out to do. if you don't want to be the best, then there's no reason going out and trying to accomplish anything.

Best Doing Trying You Accomplish

I always said if I could figure out a way to grow Kleenex and toilet paper on trees, we could pull the plug on society.

Society Trees Grow Said Way Out

Good acting is really excellent carpentry.

Good Acting Carpentry Excellent

Art should be created for life, not for the museum.

Life Art Museum Created Should

If you are a lawyer, and you want to take on easier cases, you can prosecute traffic violations or something. You'd have a very high rate of success, and you probably could sleep more easily at night. But that's not what drives me.

Success Sleep Me Night Lawyer You

Is it wrong for me to love my own? Is it wicked for me because my skin is red? Because I am Sioux? Because I was born where my father lived? Because I would die for my people and my country?

Love Father I Am Red People Me

You can bring down governments, you can do a lot of things that are in your own interests even though liberals will get very antsy when you start talking about it.

Start Talking You Down Will Own

People of my generation did not like very much to tell what we lived through during the Khmer Rouge regime.

People Generation Through Tell Lived

Even as kids reach adolescence, they need more than ever for us to watch over them. Adolescence is not about letting go. It's about hanging on during a very bumpy ride.

Parenting Ride Reach Letting Go Go

A new era in the physiological investigation of linguistic sounds was opened up by X-ray photography.

Photography New Investigation Up Era

If you go back to the 17th century, scientists generally weren't rewarded much at all for sharing discoveries, and as a result, they conducted a lot of their research very, very secretively indeed.

Michael Nielsen

Research Result You Back Go Sharing

I had always been told cooking was a servant's job.

Cooking Job Always Servant Been Had

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