Billy Mays Quotes

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

Billy Mays

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LifeBestFreeThings

My fairy-tale life ended the moment I wanted to apply for a passport.

Joan Chen

LifeMomentPassportWantedApply

When you have had a taste of excellence, you cannot go back to mediocrity.

Maximillian Degenerez

ExcellenceMediocrityYouBackGo

I think ISIS can do terrible things.

John McCain

ThinkThingsTerribleI Think

There is no secure data center in the world; they have all been broken into. We can help you prepare for it and minimize the damage when it does occur.

John T. Chambers

BrokenWorldDataHelpYouPrepare

Man has a limited biological capacity for change. When this capacity is overwhelmed, the capacity is in future shock.

Alvin Toffler

ChangeFutureManOverwhelmedShock

We asked ourselves what we wanted this company to stand for. We didn't want to just sell shoes. I wasn't even into shoes - but I was passionate about customer service.

Tony Hsieh

ShoesServiceStandCustomerWant

At times, it was an incredible blessing to have all the attention; at times it was a logistical nightmare.

Rocco DiSpirito

BlessingAttentionIncredibleTimes

I read a fan bulletin board once, and somebody said I had a face like a potato, so I never went back on there.

Mary Lynn Rajskub

FaceBackSaidNeverPotatoFan

I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.

Mitch Hedberg

PeopleMoreLikeFourUnless

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Woody Allen

CaliforniaGarbageAwayMakeThrow

My stroller of choice is the Graco Classic. It's the '70s Buick of strollers, bulky with a complete absence of style. There are no good lines on the Graco. Yes, it has cup holders, like any self-respecting car or stroller does these days, but the luxuries stop there.

Shawn Amos

GoodCarStyleChoiceStopClassic

A public expectation, it has to be said, not of poetry as such but of political positions variously approvable by mutually disapproving groups.

Seamus Heaney

PoetryPoliticalSaidExpectation

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