If I'm screaming at someone, it's because I think they're an idiot.
Billy Eichner
Recitation: by Male by Female
I have discovered the secret of happiness - it is work, either with the hands or the head. The moment I have something to do, the draughts are open and my chimney draws, and I am happy.
John Burroughs
WorkHappinessMomentI AmHappy
Once I got into the music, I realized that I had a passion for it that far outweighed what it was for baseball.
Chris Lane
MusicPassionBaseballGotFarOnce
Artists and scientists are very close. They always have been, but I think we've just been divided out over the last few centuries into specialisms. Leonardo da Vinci was drawing helicopters and all kinds of things. We're artificially divided. I think we're closer than we think we are.
Cornelia Parker
ThinkDrawingAlwaysOverOutLast
The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past.
Corey Feldman
ChangePastPeopleWayBecomeJokes
The guardianship of the weaker sex has survived in the family law which still states, 'And he shall be your master.'
Clara Zetkin
FamilyLawSexMasterStillYour
I tell everyone I interact with what I'm working on and let them bring me anecdotes that illustrate my themes.
Chuck Palahniuk
MeEveryoneTellBringWorkingThem
I think the first CD I actually went into a store to pick out myself was a Good Charlotte album... I went through a tomboy punk phase in the fourth grade.
Aubrey Peeples
GoodMyselfThinkFirstPunkOut
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
FunnyChildrenWantThingsMove
Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.
Phyllis Schlafly
LifeWifeJudgeGirlfriendWhoHis
Ultimately, I think it's just going to get you that exposure, get you in that door, get you that recognition that will hopefully get you opportunities.
Shawn Ashmore
DoorOpportunitiesThinkRecognition
Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.
Tim Heidecker
MenGolfNothingCleanClassicLike
I do not want to die being known for doing baby mama DNA tests on my show.
Ricki Lake
BabyDieDoingWantDNAMama
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