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Tim Heidecker Quotes

American - Actor | February 3, 1976 -

Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare!

Fun Dress People Night Pilot Up

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

Funny You Want Always Where Anyway

In a crazy world where he would get nominated, I'd like to see Obama run against Herman Cain. That would be fantastic. If Herman Cain became president, there'd be a certain sort of morbid curiosity for me.

Me Crazy World Curiosity Run See

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

Funny Choices Person Nothing Right

Back in high school, there was something fun and dangerous about inhabiting a different personality.

Personality School Fun High School

When I was in college in Philly, there was a lot of post-punks... hardcore... like, rock. Sixties, retro, proto-Strokes kind of bands.

College Kind Rock Sixties Retro Lot

Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.

Men Golf Nothing Clean Classic Like

I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

Political Little Amateur Little Bit

When I was a kid I went to Catholic school, and they used to drag us out to pro-life rallies and stuff full of crazy people.

School People Crazy Kid Crazy People

I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for them is not very long, and the joke becomes old news very quickly.

Political Doing Long News Old Big

I don't really know, I was thinking about that the other day that there aren't a lot of younger up and comers that I'm that interested in, in the comedy world. Everyone seems to be trying to play it safe.

Day World Thinking Comedy Play Know

Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.

Funny Best Think Judge You Powerful

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