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Emo Philips Quotes

I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady... take your purse.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 7, 1956

Topics

Today Lady Said Miles Take Here

Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo.

Truth Fight Me Thank You You Will

Australia will always be closer to the U.S. than she is to China because our values and political traditions are much closer.

Political Values Australia Will She

Writers interest me for their style, their obsessions, the ways in which they approach the world.

Style Me World Interest Approach

President Obama... is a wimp.

President Obama President Obama

The machinery of the democratic process is really no different today from what it was 150 years ago.

Steven Spielberg

Today Process Years Different Really

I own two beautiful homes, and I'm always half-expecting the cops to pull in, seize me with firm compassion, and escort me out.

MaryJanice Davidson

Beautiful Compassion Me Seize Out

You will never see President Bachmann step one toe out of the United States and apologize for this country.

Michele Bachmann

Step You Country Will Never See

I have never lived through any time in my career when there haven't been grave challenges facing newspapers.

Donald Newhouse

Time Challenges Career Never Lived

I never found anyone who was good enough, who I could trust enough.

Christine Keeler

Good Trust Enough Never Found Who

While at The Evergreen State College, I met Doranne Crable, and she was so dynamic and adventurous that I decided on the spot to take whatever she taught.

College She Adventurous Whatever Met

It's not how much you spend, it's how you spend it. We have been putting a lot of money into education in the state of Nevada, and it's gotten us to 50th in the country in graduation rates. We needed more accountability in our system.

Education Money Accountability You

There are dozens of great American writers who write about the family.

William Nicholson

Family Great American Write Who

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