Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo.

Jimmy Fallon

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TruthFightMeThank YouYouWill

The old welfare system was hurting people by discouraging work and marriage. Welfare reform, and now this legislation, will build on the understanding that work and strong families are the foundation upon which we build our future.

Jim Talent

WorkMarriageFuturePeopleStrong

Mr. Dingell is just plain Mr. Dingell. And when he gets to be chairman of the Commerce Committee, he doesn't let it go to his head. However, he thinks he would be a very, very good chairman.

John Dingell

GoodGoCommitteeHeadJustWould

You can't create a political movement out of pabulum.

Robert Reich

PoliticalYouCreateMovementOut

We don't do drugs, drink or use profanity. Instead we instill morals and values in my boys by raising them with a love of God and a love and respect for themselves and all people. I believe they will have a chance.

Anita Baker

LoveGodRespectPeopleBelieve

Cortana, which is this nice lady, a digital lady, which you can actually use and talk to on Windows 10... You can interact with your life, your mission, your work, and add value to it.

Jean-Philippe Courtois

LifeWorkValueLadyMissionYou

You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids, three-year-old kids eating these five-pound turkey legs.

Steve Carell

WalkPeopleEatingYouKnowLegs

You know when civilization began? With the invention of the mirror.

Shimon Peres

MirrorYouCivilizationKnowBegan

Any person that you would want to watch your movie or see your show or read your book, there's a million other things that they could be watching or reading or doing.

Tomi Adeyemi

BookReadingDoingYouPersonWant

I don't have an 'actor cry.'

Rutina Wesley

CryActor

I've always been an A or B student. When I get a B, I freak out a little bit!

Mirai Nagasu

StudentAlwaysOutFreakLittleGet

So far as we live and strive at all, our lives are various, are needed for the whole, and are unique.

Josiah Royce

LiveUniqueStriveWholeFarOur

I play golf - even though I'm awful at it.

Clare Balding

GolfPlayAwfulEvenThough

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