Fred Allen Quotes

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

Fred Allen

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: May 31, 1894 - March 17, 1956

Topics

FamilyTreeLookKnowUpBecause

I learned a lot from my father. I'm very lucky to have a father who was a professional athlete.

Joakim Noah

FatherProfessionalAthleteLucky

When there are things that don't go according to plan, London will cope.

Jeremy Hunt

PlanGoWillLondonThingsCope

We are more disturbed by a calamity which threatens us than by one which has befallen us.

John Lancaster Spalding

MoreUsDisturbedThanCalamity

Most British tapas bars aren't bars at all. They're restaurants that specialise in tapas. Nothing wrong with that, but it's a bit different from the Spanish way of doing things, in which tapas is an adjunct to the drinks and the general vibe.

John Lanchester

DoingWrongNothingWayBritish

There are a lot of pretty girls. I am a tennis player first of all, that is why I am here, and if wasn't producing results no one would notice me.

Anna Kournikova

I AmMeResultsWhyTennisFirst

I love watching reality TV, but being part of making it was just demoralizing.

Sia

LoveRealityWatchingReality TVTV

I never said I enjoy anything about using the Internet. I enjoy helping the entrepreneurs who are building this thing that I don't necessarily like or use.

Ron Conway

BuildingInternetEnjoySaidNever

Well, thing is, after they cancelled 'Zen', I didn't work for eight months. And in that case, it was not my choice. After I've done something that I'm really proud of and I think changes the way I'm perceived, the immediate reaction is: nothing.

Rufus Sewell

WorkProudThinkChoiceDoneWay

I am amazed that CNN can't get its act together.

Rupert Murdoch

TogetherI AmActGetAmazedAm

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.

Mitch Hedberg

DirtyCleanShirtDryOnlyMeans

It's all about leading by example. Am I going to be perfect? Absolutely not.

Mo Williams

PerfectGoingExampleAbsolutelyAm

Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?

Dennis Miller

HairElectricityI CanWhyBalloon

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