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Fred Armisen Quotes

I feel bad for everyone I've gone out with.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 4, 1966

Topics

Feel Bad Everyone Out Gone I Feel

The Wachowskis have a very complex way of thinking and of creating.

Thinking Creating Way Complex Very

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

Blondes Prefer Gentlemen

As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.

Family Me Giving Friends Person Get

I'm good at the broad strokes but hopeless at the details.

Good Details Hopeless Strokes Broad

You never let somebody come from outside the business, have their way with the business, and then leave the next day and laugh at you. How the hell does David Arquette become World Champion?

Business Day World Champion Hell

I don't like permanency. I just like to slip and slide, and in identity, I think that's a very feminine artist's point of view.

Identity Think View Artist Point

Don't have a favorite subject, I think I want to carry on doing this because I really enjoy it.

Think Doing Enjoy Want Carry Really

I do have a regard for the musicality of language that came from BBC sitcoms like 'Fawlty Towers.'

Language Like Towers Came Sitcoms

Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she's talking about.

Beautiful Woman Getting Older Saying

When you work at Google and tell these engineers that their skill set is relevant to somebody in Iran who doesn't have access to information in their country or the rest of the world, it really inspires them to want to do something about it. There is a genuine altruism that exists at this company, and that's why I'm here and not anywhere else.

Work World Rest You Information

The Federal Communications Commission needs to listen and serve the American people, not special interests.

People American Special Listen Serve

Someone once asked me, 'How long does it take to do your hair.' I said, 'I don't know, I'm never there.'

Me Hair Someone Long Know Said

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