Jeff Ross Quotes

As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.

Jeff Ross

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I've tried to eat little shrubs before. We were on an unsupported 20-plus day traverse, following the migration of endangered antelope across the Chang Tang Plateau. We were like, 'Oh, this is what they ate; we should try it.'

Jimmy Chin

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The only suggestions I get on my plays is to make them more of what they already are, and that's wonderful.

Jesse Eisenberg

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I should be proud to have my memory graced, but only if the monument be placed... here, where I endured three hundred hours in line before the implacable iron bars.

Anna Akhmatova

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Taking responsible steps to reduce poverty is not merely a moral imperative but an economic one.

John Yarmuth

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I think the most fundamental error we make is mistaking a noisy, anomalous event for the norm. This happens all the time - in the stock market, in reports of crime and natural disaster, etc. The fact is that big, noisy, anomalous events catch our attention because they're anomalous, which isn't a problem in and of itself.

Stephen J. Dubner

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I don't think that old-fashioned idea of record companies exists any more.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

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I had more fun making Traffic than either of the Ocean's films.

Steven Soderbergh

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I want children to learn to develop deep reading skills in the beginning in print. I believe the physicality of print is much better in the beginning for children, and then help them learn how to use their deep reading skills on digital medium.

Maryanne Wolf

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I believe that to get what you want as a woman is to use your brain, to have a job, and to not need someone or have to make decisions based on that.

Molly Bloom

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The real people who suffer when business is leaving or not successful are the people in the middle class.

Mitt Romney

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If I had a choice between the Champions League and the Golden Boot, then of course it would be the Champions League - no doubt the Champions League.

Mohamed Salah

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Children can't help but create: they need to put their mind on the page, they want to paint, to sculpt, to write short stories.

Jonah Lehrer

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