I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.
Graham Norton
Recitation: by Male by Female
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
ChangeYouRedneckOfferingMade
I'm a rapper trying to be an actor.
Method Man
TryingActorRapper
But the path you end up on means that you have to close a lot of doors, too.
John Slattery
PathEndDoorsYouUpMeans
The ethical code of my upbringing was be good to people and try not to hurt them. You don't need a god to tell you that.
Stellan Skarsgard
GoodGodPeopleHurtYouTry
I do an international beauty pageant called Queen of the Universe for UNESCO, and what we do is we build kindergartens around the world.
Joyce Giraud
BeautyQueenWorldUniverseBuild
The past is where its supposed to be.
Jason Newsted
PastWhereSupposed
I was sure 'Summer Heights High' would be a cult ABC thing; I had no idea it would be such a big hit.
Chris Lilley
SummerHeightsHighBigCultSure
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
Brigid Brophy
MenEqualitySexBelievingWhole
Some people are like cats - if they're dropped upside down, they land on their feet. I get a little irritated about stories like that.
Peter Segal
CatsPeopleFeetUpside DownDown
There's always a Van der Graaf audience that wants to hear the band's sound. And totally fair enough. Why not? It's a band. You like the band, you like the band.
Peter Hammill
EnoughYouWhyBandSoundFair
I saw, in looking over Cooper, elements of a comet of 1825 which resemble what I get out for this, from my own observations, but I cannot rely upon my own.
Maria Mitchell
LookingMy OwnOverOutOwnSaw
Every time I sit down to write, I need to commit to a word count goal, otherwise I waste too much time editing and re-editing my previous work, staring dreamily off into space, pretending that I'm thinking profound, poetic thoughts when really I'm just thinking, 'Look at me being a writer! I'm so happy I'm a writer!'
Liane Moriarty
WorkTimeSpaceHappyMeThoughts
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