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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 6, 1958

Topics

Change You Redneck Offering Made

A permanent division of labor inevitably creates occupational and class inequality and conflict.

Conflict Inequality Labor Class

For the most part, I feel really comfortable with what I've given to the people. I want to give it to them again.

People Feel Want Comfortable Give

If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.

Walk Me Loved Doing Cow Milk

I hate drag. It's extremely uncomfortable. It's awful. I'm in a full corset and pads and giant wigs.

Hate Uncomfortable Drag Giant Wigs

I taught myself to drive. I hope that the child in me never dies.

Hope Myself Child Me Drive Never

For years and hundreds of thousands of miles, I drove with one knee, with the eight-track and the light dome on in the car, and a yellow pad, just writing down random ideas. I had notebooks and notebooks. The next morning, I'd go, 'Whoa, what was I thinking?' But there'd be one or two ideas that weren't that bad.

Car Morning Light Yellow Ideas Bad

We have to get the tax revenues up. That means we have to get back to a healthy American economy, grow the economy so that you make more money. I make more money, ordinary Americans make more money, and so does the government. That helps lessen the deficit.

Money Government Grow American You

First Avenue is one of my favorite places to play. All along, they've treated me with respect.

Respect Me Play Places First Along

I can't wait to be an 80-year-old actor. I think I'll be really good at that point!

Good Wait Think Actor Point I Think

It's the WWE; it's Vince McMahon's show. He lays out what he wants from you. It's not always going to be what I want.

You Want Always Out Going Show

Paris Singer had vastly more to do with shaping my character than Mother had; although Mother made innumerable sacrifices for me, and Paris Singer made none. I wanted to be like him.

Preston Sturges

Mother Character Me Paris Singer

I really wanted to buy a Range Rover. It was a big dream, and the day I bought it, I was very happy, but by evening, I was immune to it. That's when I realized that excitement, if it's happiness, is not in reaching the goal but in the process. Thus process trumps over realization.

Sushant Singh Rajput

Happiness Day Happy Evening Goal

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