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Greg Giraldo Quotes

If you spend five minutes with me or watch me try to balance my checkbook, you can only imagine the disaster I would make of anyone's legal issues.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 10, 1965 - September 29, 2010

Topics

Balance Me Legal You Try Disaster

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.

Good People Chance Stand Comedy You

Effective fund-raising is based on relationships.

Relationships Effective Based

People ask me if I'm going to open a school. Why not? I think I should. Maybe not a typical school where anyone can come but with young fighters definitely one day. I don't have the nerves for amateurs.

Day School People Me Think Young

I did all this standup comedy in college, and from that point on, I tried to develop myself and get my name back out there.

Myself College Name Comedy Back Out

I have loved music so much from when I was little, and I don't know whether it was because I saw my dad doing it and then I got the idea; I don't know what came first... But I always had a hairbrush in the mirror singing. I was always with him backstage; I would go out and be pulled in for the last song.

Lisa Marie Presley

Music Mirror Singing Song Loved Go

C++ and Java, say, are presumably growing faster than plain C, but I bet C will still be around.

Growing Say Will Still Faster Bet

I'm blessed, and... all the time, I sit and think, 'Wow.'

Time Blessed Think Sit Wow

I like a family guy. He must be fun, must like to go out, and has to respect his mom... my family is very important, so it should be likewise for him.

Christina Milian

Family Respect Fun Mom Go Important

I do think some digital currency will end up being the reserve currency of the world. I see a path where that's going to happen.

Brian Armstrong

Path World Think End Will Digital

I didn't want to play a lawyer. I didn't want to play a doctor. I didn't want to play a single dad. I wanted to do something I felt I could learn from, something that would be a challenge and something that would not dry up.

William Petersen

Challenge Doctor Lawyer Learn Play

I ran into Neal Patrick Harris recently. We were in something called The Purple People Eater. He was maybe 10, but he still remembered it as the worst experience of his life!

Life Experience People Purple Worst

There's always going to be somebody who takes a dislike to you and you can't waste time worrying about it.

Paula Radcliffe

Time You Waste Time Always Dislike

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