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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.

Gilbert Gottfried

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 28, 1955

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Kid Up Get Like Screw Frank

I try to examine everything to see if there's another approach.

Robert Stigwood

Try Everything See Approach Examine

Were I ever alone in the dock, I would not want to be arraigned before our flawed tribunals, knowing my freedom could be forfeit as a result of political pressures. I would prefer a fair trial, under the shadow of the noose.

Freedom Alone Shadow Political Want

I love watching old movies, and some of the holiday-themed ones are really great. I also have a bizarre thing that I'll do: I'll turn on a foreign-language TV station, usually Spanish, and watch a whole show, riveted, even though I have no idea what anyone is saying. I don't know why I find that so addictive, but I do!

Love Great Saying Find Know Movies

Everybody should pay some tax, just as everybody should vote.

Tax Vote Pay Just Everybody Some

You can get a good handle on a company's culture before you even get inside the building. For example, when companies say, 'We value our employees' but have reserved parking spots, a private cafeteria, and over-the-top offices for the executives, that tells you more than any PR spin.

Good Culture Value Building You Say

Nothing had changed in my routine, except that when I went down the chippy and got me special fried rice, it would be wrapped in a newspaper that had my picture all over it.

Me Picture Routine Down Nothing

I don't think it's any sort of stretch of the imagination to say that, very, very realistically, each single bitcoin, if bitcoin becomes popular, will have to be worth at least tens of thousands of dollars.

Imagination Think Worth Say Will

When you're walking down the street, or you're at a restaurant, someone catches your eye because they have their own look. It goes way beyond what they're wearing - into their mannerisms, the way they smile, or just the way they hold themselves.

Mary-Kate Olsen

Smile Eye Restaurant Walking Someone

One question you ask as a writer or any kind of artist when you start making something is, 'Does this have reason to exist in the world?' And you're reassured when you get little confirmations that people are pleased it did exist - whether they buy a ticket, whether it gets good reviews, whether it transfers.

Good People World Start You Artist

I don't do the whole L.A. nightlife thing.

Whole Nightlife Thing

Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.

Loss Delight Us Riches Torment Much

Pleasures take to themselves wings and fly away; true knowledge remains forever.

Knowledge Fly Wings True Forever

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