I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.
Gilbert Gottfried
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Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.
Jimmy Fallon
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And getting married this autumn was certainly an additional incentive to spend rather more time in England.
Jill Dando
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I was not an attractive child.
Joan Rivers
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Fans of football and fans of nationhood have a similar zeal. Read the fanzines: their contributors could find a needle-sized diss in a haystack of compliments, and their passions are fundamentalist.
Andrew O'Hagan
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It will be hard to become the best South American striker because, from Argentina, there are lots of outstanding players.
Mauro Icardi
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What Youth deemed crystal, Age finds out was dew.
Robert Browning
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We are the worst of fools if we do not teach every child to become truly expert, deep readers.
Maryanne Wolf
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Neil Mahoney was definitely the visionary in taking 'Freak Dance' from stage to screen. He made it more cinematic. He brought the choreography, all the ways to shoot that. I was more the director of actors. I was in front of the camera directing, and he was behind the camera directing.
Matt Besser
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When I sing, I feel like when you're first in love. It's more than sex. It's that point two people can get to they call love, when you really touch someone for the first time, but it's gigantic, multiplied by the whole audience. I feel chills.
Janis Joplin
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Although I do wrong, I do not the wrongs that I am charged with doing; the wrong that I do is through the frailty of human nature, like other men. No man lives without fault.
Joseph Smith, Jr.
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Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
Doug Stanhope
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There are some good teachers out there, but the only one who is a genius at diagnosing my swing is my mom. She took up golf late, when she was 39, but in her younger days, she was an amazing athlete. She never read an instruction book or took lessons, but she has a remarkable eye for motion.
Boo Weekley
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