Groucho Marx Quotes

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

Groucho Marx

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977

Topics

ChildMeFindRunWhyUnderstand

Systematic theology - be careful how you tie down the Word to fit your set and final creeds, systems, dogmas, and organized theistic philosophies! The Word of God is not bound! It's free to say what it will to the individual, and no one can outline it into dispensations which cannot be broken.

Jim Elliot

GodBrokenFreeYouDownSay

Many say an art dealer running a museum is a 'conflict of interest.' But maybe the art world has lived an artificial or unintentional lie all of these years when it comes to conflicts of interest.

Jerry Saltz

ArtLieConflictWorldMuseumSay

I only scream and scratch when something's only 'really good' or 'good', I want to be great, or let's go home.

Jeremy Renner

GoodHomeGreatGoWantSomething

Life sometimes gets in the way of writing.

Jean M. Auel

LifeWritingSometimesWayGets

Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.

Ambrose Bierce

ManCareOwnWhoTraceDid

Harry Truman wrote scathing letters, but he almost never sent them.

Robert Dallek

LettersNeverAlmostHeThemWrote

Reality is the name we give to our disappointments.

Mason Cooley

RealityNameGiveDisappointments

I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though.

Mickey Gilley

MoneyAirlineThoughSomeAirlines

I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.

Jay Leno

ChicagoRealizeCubsSawChoking

With success always comes criticism. I've been criticized every year of my life.

Donovan Bailey

LifeSuccessCriticismMy LifeYear

Miranda's this girl that everyone's just laughed at online for years. I want people to empathize with her.

Colleen Ballinger

GirlPeopleWantEveryoneYearsHer

You know why I don't like that camera? Because it prevents me from seeing you!

Arthur Cohn

MeCameraYouSeeingKnowWhy

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