I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.
Kyle Kinane
Recitation: by Male by Female
I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it's the preservatives that keep me going. That, and I eat as much chocolate as I can get my hands on.
Joan Rivers
DayGratefulMeEatingThinkHands
Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!
Joel Madden
DayHairPinkYouKnowOne Day
In terms of segments, I think we've done 1,200.
Robert Stack
ThinkDoneI ThinkTermsSegments
I will not let my sales figures dictate what I say on the blog, because the blog is what I want to say.
John Scalzi
SayWantWillSalesBecauseBlog
I had 10 to 12 close buddies who I played ball with all the way from elementary to high school. That is where I learned to compete.
Tony Dungy
SchoolHigh SchoolWayHighCompete
When a wolf doesn't want to do something, they look really cute.
Michelle Paver
CuteWolfLookWantSomething
Consequently, I won just about everything I set out to win, everything bar the World Cup, of course. But even now, I don't regret that, because I was part of a team which twice reached the semi-finals.
Michel Patini
TeamWinWorldRegretNowBar
I had a very difficult upbringing.
Luke Evans
DifficultUpbringingVeryHad
Everything is for sale if the price is right.
Lucio Tan
PriceRightEverythingSale
If you're a foolhardy, braggadocio male figure who wants to charge forward in every fight, it has its pros and its cons, that's for sure.
Cody Rhodes
FightForwardYouChargeSureWho
I'm a big perfectionist! I'm trying to channel super-confident women like Alicia Keys, Mariah Carey and Beyonce, because I realized that if you want something, you really have to go for it, just like they do.
Ariana Grande
WomenTryingYouGoWantGo For It
I'm not really this rock'n'roll chick.
Tia Carrere
ChickReally
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