Joan Rivers Quotes

I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it's the preservatives that keep me going. That, and I eat as much chocolate as I can get my hands on.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

DayGratefulMeEatingThinkHands

I find it very hard to play a part, then take it off like a cheap suit and become Mr Normal - Mr. Nice Guy.

Jimmy Nail

FindPlayNiceBecomeCheapHard

Sometimes it's just harder to remind yourself about what you're doing and why you're doing it... Other times, you have a great desire for it, but physically you're not responding the way you want. That presents other challenges. Then sometimes it all comes together.

Andre Agassi

GreatTogetherYourselfChallenges

It's pretty amazing being me.

Matthew Morrison

AmazingMePrettyBeing

I have a living wall of 30 plants - tarragon, rosemary, echinacea. I like to walk alongside it, plucking and chewing.

Stana Katic

WalkPlantsWallLivingLike

Usually, when I liked athletes growing up, it was because they could hit a ball very far or they can throw a ball very fast. They can shoot a jumper, or they can dunk the ball.

Robbie Lawler

Growing UpFastGrowingUpShoot

To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.

Robert A. Heinlein

WorldStrangeFantasyRealWonderful

Baking has always been one of my many hobbies. After I uploaded my first baking tutorial video, I got a really positive response from the online community, and they started to demand more videos like that.

Rosanna Pansino

PositiveCommunityBakingHobbies

The expression of this idea is Queens of the Stone Age, but the idea is that you will never slack on the music and will always humble yourself at the alter of Rock.

Josh Homme

MusicAgeHumbleYourselfYouStone

The cartoons which I enjoy have caused some kind of out rage, but they have got people talking about these issues out in the open and in essence that's what its all about.

Jonathan Shapiro

PeopleTalkingEnjoyKindOpenRage

If I don't get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh.

Chris Abani

SadMeFeelKnowMailSeen

Before, I just spewed whatever it was I thought about everything. I tend to be more contemplative now.

Anne Heche

ThoughtNowMoreEverythingWhatever

I love flat shoes, more so than heels. One of my obsessions is men's co-respondent lace-ups.

Twiggy

LoveShoesMenMoreHeelsThan

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