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Johnny Carson Quotes

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005

Topics

Life Marriage Spice Variety Big

Prisons are fascinating places, especially when the inmates are educated white-collar types.

Places Educated Prisons Fascinating

I do know it's great to have a support from a fan base of a team. Football is such a team game, such a team aspect to it... Good things happen, the praise is spread around; and bad things happen, usually it's not just one person's fault.

Good Great Football Support Team

I doubt if the public thought of me as Christ when they next saw me as Temple Houston on television.

Me Thought Doubt Television Temple

Producing small films, you usually have four or five people you want, and you hope one of them will say they'll do it.

Hope People Small You Say Want

When federal agents and prosecutors quietly open a criminal investigation, we are not concealing anything; we are simply following the longstanding policy that we refrain from publicizing non-public information. In that context, silence is not concealment.

Silence Information Open Anything

While there's life, there's fear.

Life Fear While

The only 'special supplements' I'm using is two hard and bloody trainings per day, five days a week.

Day Week Special Hard Two Days

It is easy, when you are young, to believe that what you desire is no less than what you deserve, to assume that if you want something badly enough, it is your God-given right to have it.

Believe Enough Easy You Young Want

I think if you're going to get anything done in the Senate, you have to be on the same sheet of music. If you don't get people on the same sheet of music it comes out pretty horrible.

Music People Think You Done Out

I always had short hair, and I hated my short hair. I was always mistaken for a boy, but my mom wouldn't let me change my hair because she was always chasing me around with a hairbrush, and it was always tangled, so she just would cut it off, and she's right: short hair did suit me.

Change Me Mom Hair Short Short Hair

I learned acting while doing my shows. I never joined any course or anything. I just jumped into acting. I learn from experience.

Experience Learn Doing Acting Never

People know they have seen me somewhere, but they don't know where. They think I'm their next-door neighbor.

People Me Think Neighbor Know Seen

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