Norm MacDonald Quotes

In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That's what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn't have a stupid opinion about it.

Norm MacDonald

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: canadian
  • Birth: October 17, 1963

Topics

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As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that.

Jerry Seinfeld

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I'm a lucky buck.

Maurice Sendak

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Owners of valuable works of art don't give to institutions that don't provide good air conditioning and have good shows.

Stanley Marcus

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The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't.

Joseph L. Mankiewicz

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The only thing I did at RKO of any note was lose my Texas accent.

Dorothy Malone

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The way they do things in the U.S., if you have a show, you'll option your actors for five, six or seven seasons. In the U.K., we just don't have the financing to be able to do that.

Donald Sumpter

SeasonsYouWayThingsShowJust

Devotion begins at home, inside your own awareness.

Debbie Ford

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I do feel a lot more comfortable when my dog is with me.

Brian Schweitzer

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While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put.

Anne Tyler

DreamPlacesGoingTravelingStaying

I was a diehard fan of '24' since the beginning. But being on the show, there was stuff I never thought about as a viewer, like, wow, it's going to be a single day for 10 months out of your life - you have to look exactly the same every day.

Annie Wersching

LifeDayBeginningThoughtYouLook

All that is base in the masses is temporary, no doubt serving only to prevent evolution (that of the elite, as well) from proceeding too quickly and thus not becoming 'reality.'

Piet Mondrian

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There was always so much encouragement, to just really take it and run with it, from Deadheads.

Phil Lesh

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