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Richard Lewis Quotes

I didn't ever feel close to my real family. I didn't feel validated; I never felt right because I was always wrong.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 29, 1947

Topics

Family Feel Wrong Never Right Real

What's odd is that nobody in my family is an artist. My cousins are, like, secretaries at law firms or nurses or just more blue collar. And I was in a baseball team. I used to be, like, a really big tomboy.

Family Baseball Blue Team Law More

Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.

Time Internet You Create Worst Meme

All my family were brilliant cooks when I was growing up, but I ended up just cleaning up, so I've always lacked confidence in the kitchen.

Family Confidence Growing Up Kitchen

While there's time left, I want to do different kinds of things.

Time Want Things Left Different

I meditate a lot, but I am constantly in pain. I'm trying to live with this. You just have to accept it.

Live Pain I Am Trying You Accept

I find as a viewer, when I go to see comedies, the strain to be funny throughout the whole thing. I start to lose my sense of reality, and it ends up feeling like an empty experience; there's funny stuff in it but I've lost the emotional connection to the characters because it's just so bananas.

Funny Experience Start Reality Lose

If it has more than three chords, it's jazz.

Three Jazz More Chords Than

The most dangerous thing for a branded product is low interest.

Dietrich Mateschitz

Dangerous Product Low Interest Most

Whatever I do, I just want it to be good.

Demetrius Shipp, Jr.

Good Want Whatever Just

As a makeup artist, I learned quickly that the color of your lips affects the way a lipstick looks. If you see your friend wearing a great color, don't assume it will be right for you.

Friend Great Makeup Color Lips You

I got tackled once in a movie theater. I was with my mom and brother, and then suddenly I got hit from behind and sort of sprawled out on the candy counter.

Brother Mom Candy Out Movie Theater

I eat like a child! Oh my God. It's terrible. My child eats way healthier than me! She loves the veggies. She doesn't like packaged sweets.

Mariacarla Boscono

God Child Me Way She Eat

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