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John Hodgman Quotes

Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 3, 1971

Topics

Time Internet You Create Worst Meme

It would be nice if areas could be revitalised - like places in the U.S. such as Pittsburgh, for example, which have been transformed through shale. There you have shiny cars in a shiny city because of the development of shale in an old industrial heartland.

City You Be Nice Nice Development

By reducing trade barriers, improving intellectual-property protections, and setting international rules of the road, TTIP has the potential to improve America and Europe's global competitiveness and strengthen their comparative advantages.

Road Potential America Rules Improve

There's a duality of a guy calling on God: 'Where are you when I need you?' and then, at the same time, 'God helps those who help themselves.' I think that contradiction does exist in all of us, those of faith and those who profess to have no faith.

God Faith Time Think Help You

When the bombs rain down, the Syrian Civil Defense rush in.

Rain Down Defense Rush Civil Syrian

I was one of the first practitioners of social engineering as a hacking technique, and today it is my only tool of use, aside from a smartphone - in a purely white hat sort of way. But if you don't trust me, then ask any reasonably competent social engineer.

Today Trust Hat Me Engineering You

Stand not too near the rich man lest he destroy thee - and not too far away lest he forget thee.

Man Rich Stand Far Away Forget Away

What we call 'the news' always has tried to tell a story, and it's always told the story it wanted or, put most positively, whatever story it believed needed telling.

Story News Always Whatever Tell

The violin is basically made of a wood box and four main strings.

Wood Violin Box Strings Four Made

I often find that superheroes are the bachelors or the billionaires - and everyone loves them. Peter Parker is basically the complete opposite. I just think that's what a lot of kids feel like as they're growing up.

Growing Up Think Feel Find Growing

The lakes in Washington State give us tons of crawfish.

Washington Us Give Washington State

It's clear that prevention will never be sufficient. That's why we need a vaccine that will be safe.

Prevention Why Will Never Need Safe

The conventionality of the English is something I find unattractive - the whole lack of joy in the physical.

Denholm Elliott

Joy Find Something English Whole

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