Rik Mayall Quotes

Insanity is a very high art form. If everyone was insane, I wouldn't be here!

Rik Mayall

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: March 7, 1958 - June 9, 2014

Topics

ArtInsanityEveryoneHighHere

I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.

Jo Brand

LifeYouHealthyFlagObesityCrap

I see around 100 shows a month, going from Niketown-size palaces where you feel like yelling, to storefronts in Bushwick. Each has to pay the bills; keep artists happy; and cope with collectors (oy!), curators (ay-yi-yi), critics (woo-hoo!), and occasionally plumbers. That their fiscal life often hangs in the balance only adds to the energy.

Jerry Saltz

LifeBalanceHappyEnergyFeelYou

The predominant theory of the origin of the universe is the Big Bang.

John C. Mather

UniverseBig BangTheoryBigOrigin

Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.

Joe Tex

TimeHandNeverWithinNo TimeWell

Good actors can sort of see into people and immediately you have a chemistry with them or not. It's like an affair with no mess.

John Cusack

GoodPeopleYouChemistryMessSee

My two essential ingredients are chilies, any kind, dried or fresh; and acid, whether it's citrus - lemon, lime, yuzu - or vinegars. Food has to pop.

Jean-Georges Vongerichten

FoodKindTwoFreshIngredientsPop

From the beginning of the presidential nominating conventions in the 1830's really through the 1950's, you had conventions that actually did real business.

Michael Beschloss

BusinessBeginningYouRealThrough

After a while, you can't get any higher. It's like your head is in a wind tunnel - everything is vibrating.

Method Man

WindYouEverythingTunnelHeadGet

I like musicals that are sometimes comedic, but I haven't even seen the Monty Python musical, and I'm a huge Monty Python fan.

Matt Besser

SometimesSeenLikeFanEvenPython

As a historian, you can only go as far as the evidence will take you.

Deborah Harkness

YouGoWillEvidenceTakeFar

I didn't want a desk job; I knew I'd get bored.

Christina Tosi

JobDeskWantBoredGetKnew

If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.

Craig Ferguson

AccountabilityMoralNowLate-Night

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