Scottish - Comedian | May 17, 1962 -
Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.
Craig Ferguson
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I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.
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I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.
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I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.
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I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.
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I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'
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Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.
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I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.
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I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right.
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My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.
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Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.
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If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.
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