Tim Vine Quotes

For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.

Tim Vine

Recitation: by Male by Female

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LifeRealReal LifeOne ThingPun

Senators will do what they think they need to do to represent their constituents.

John Cornyn

ThinkWillNeedRepresentSenators

Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.

Mel Brooks

LifeLoveFearEverythingBased

My dad never explained anything growing up.

Tom Douglas

Growing UpGrowingNeverUpAnything

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Rodney Dangerfield

MeWishChairUncleDyingHe

You turn people around, one person at a time.

Ron Johnson

TimePeopleYouPersonTurnAround

Life is short, so I'm knowing exactly where I'm putting my time. I don't want to do things that I don't have to do.

Mira Nair

LifeTimeLife Is ShortShortWant

Julia Roberts taught me how to knit on the set of 'Mona Lisa Smile.'

Julia Stiles

SmileMeMonaSetHowTaught

Some people wear their heart on their sleeve; I do that in more ways than one.

Brantley Gilbert

HeartPeopleMoreSome PeopleWear

I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years, that'll smack you in the back of the head. I had a really good one last year; I wouldn't have done the play in New York if I had gotten that one.

Bob Saget

GoodPastNew YorkYearYouPlay

Like many other Americans, I'm tired of the U.S. taxpayer paying for foreign wars, especially when the countries we defend have raked in huge oil profits.

Bob Beckel

TiredOilDefendLikeManyForeign

I'd always loved poetry and I'd always loved writing music and composing music, but I hadn't thought of putting the two together until around that time.

Bruce Cockburn

MusicTimeTogetherPoetryWriting

I had such a supportive family, and I think that affects your life in such a profound way; it fortifies you completely.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge

LifeFamilyThinkYouWayProfound

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