Scott Aukerman Quotes

I have new bodyguards ever since I got a TV show. I didn't know, but it's a lot like becoming president. They tell you every single secret, like who shot JFK. When you have a TV show, they not only tell you who shot JFK, but they assign you bodyguards.

Scott Aukerman

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YouNewKnowPresidentSecretTell

That the more authoritarian organizations survive and prevail goes generally unnoticed because people focus on the objectives of organizations, which are many and varied, rather than on their structures, which lend to be similar.

Robert Shea

FocusPeopleSurviveAuthoritarian

The buyer, the prospect, the customer expects you to have knowledge of their stuff, not just your stuff.

Jeffrey Gitomer

KnowledgeCustomerYouJustStuff

And one of the things we did here was we put the maximum amount of money up front in those cities that were at the greater risk, but that doesn't mean that we keep rebuilding the same security over and over again.

Michael Chertoff

MoneySecurityRiskMeanSameOver

I love my black shirts; I have usually 14 of them at any one time.

John Rocha

LoveTimeBlackShirtsThemI Love

Just about every town in Texas has a beauty pageant. Ours was called The Dogwood Fiesta. I was in one of those. I played the guitar and sang - and lost.

Sissy Spacek

BeautyTexasGuitarLostPageant

The more people marginalize the true God of the Bible, the more chaotic things become.

Tony Evans

GodPeopleBibleTrueBecomeMore

If somebody is willing to take some advice, then I have some, and that's just life in general. A lot of people don't want to hear anything.

Rob Van Dam

LifePeopleAdviceWantAnything

I don't deviate - once you get validated for being you, I don't know why you would deviate. I stick to my gut and my taste.

Russ

YouKnowWhyTasteGutStick

Anything can happen. Everybody is working to be on that team and to win the Olympic Games.

Michelle Carter

TeamWinGamesHappenAnything

I'd rather be with Dracula than the Wolfman.

Janina Gavankar

RatherThanDracula

A lot of people, most people who are working, they do it for money. And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that. It so happens that I made a lot of money already, so I don't have to worry that much about it. I wouldn't fault anybody for doing it for the money, but it doesn't interest me right now.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

MoneyPeopleMeSayingWorryDoing

Pollock looks unusual and radical even now.

Donald Judd

LooksNowUnusualRadicalEven

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