The vast majority of people who have mental illness problems never hurt anybody.
Penn Jillette
Recitation: by Male by Female
I've always been really interested in how people's identities are shaped by where they come from and how they want to get away from where they come from.
Jill Soloway
PeopleWantAlwaysWhereGetBeen
I don't purposely speed, but I might go over by five or six miles an hour from time to time. It doesn't give me a buzz driving on normal roads, because I can't go fast enough. It's never going to be anything like an F1 car.
Jenson Button
CarTimeRoadsMeDrivingEnough
It's so much easier to complain about something than celebrate it.
Megan Hilty
CelebrateComplainSomethingEasier
I wasn't athletic. I played baseball, but I was terrible.
Matt Long
BaseballTerribleAthleticPlayed
I even get tired performing standup, which is normally a low-impact exercise in futility but looks hard the way I do it. That's why I take a lot of breaks, often stopping in the middle of a joke to catch my breath, or blame the crowd for not laughing before the punchline.
Andy Kindler
TiredBlameExerciseLooksWhyWay
Being about to land on the soil of North Carolina, the general commanding desires his soldiers to remember that they are here to support the Constitution and the laws, to put down rebellion, and to protect the persons and property of the loyal and peaceable citizens of the State.
Ambrose Burnside
SupportConstitutionRememberDown
If a restaurant kitchen is your office, Nom is for you.
Steve Chen
KitchenRestaurantYouOfficeYour
Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit.
Rosecrans Baldwin
LoveQuitPopcorn
When I was 14 years old, I went on location to film 'Mrs. Doubtfire' for five months, and my high school was not happy. My job meant an increased workload for teachers, and they were not equipped to handle a 'non-traditional' student. So, during filming, they kicked me out.
Lisa Jakub
JobSchoolHappyMeHigh SchoolOut
I used to see Estee Lauder's ads everywhere in the subways of Beijing, and I thought how wonderful it would be if the model on them was myself!
Liu Wen
MyselfThoughtSeeWonderfulUsed
Sometimes you get lucky and things are as easy as you had imagined, but that's rarely the case.
Jason Fried
EasyYouSometimesLuckyThingsGet
Charles Miller cannot bring down my government.
Denzil Douglas
GovernmentDownBringCannotMiller
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