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Andy Kindler Quotes

I even get tired performing standup, which is normally a low-impact exercise in futility but looks hard the way I do it. That's why I take a lot of breaks, often stopping in the middle of a joke to catch my breath, or blame the crowd for not laughing before the punchline.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 16, 1956

Topics

Tired Blame Exercise Looks Why Way

It is important that politicians defend their ability to act without fear or favour, and it is in the public interest that they hold ministers and public servants to account.

Fear Important Defend Ability Act

I'm in the moment. I'm always in the moment of life.

Life Moment Always

As long as you keep your budgets small, there's a way of making films.

Small Long You Way Keep Your

When I went to college, I did clothing and textiles. It really wasn't until I moved to New York, my second night in, I did stand-up. I took a wild left turn, and instead of going back and finishing school at FIT, I started doing stand-up and acting.

Melissa McCarthy

School New York College Night Doing

Prudence is not the same thing as caution. Caution is a helpful strategy when you're crossing a minefield; it's a disaster when you're in a gold rush.

Gold Strategy You Same Helpful Rush

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual.

Life Family Spiritual Roots World

I thought, well, you might see curves there, but that's just a bone - so even if I lose weight that's not going to change anything. That's how I look. That's my shape. Do the math.

Christina Hendricks

Change Thought Curves You Lose Look

I believe in luck and fate and I believe in karma, that the energy you put out in the world comes back to meet you.

Luck World Believe Energy Fate You

I think, in a way, I invented the term 'fight club' and that these things have always existed, but they never really had a label. Nobody had a language to apply to them. I created that language in two words and I've been paid a great deal of money for inventing two words and labeling something that has always been around.

Chuck Palahniuk

Great Money Words Fight Think Way

It was really helpful for me when I moved in with my sister, because she's the type of person that is confident in her body. I look up to her so much.

Me Sister Confident Body Look She

If we have a situation where a man is particularly graceful in a sport that rewards grace - say, for example, figure skating - why is it that we don't say to the man, 'Well, you're too feminine to compete?'... I don't understand why we don't find it offensive also to say to a women who's very strong, 'You're too masculine to compete.'

Women Man Grace Strong You Find

One of the things that's difficult for people to understand is when you join the military, you don't sign up as an endorsement of any particular policy of the moment.

Moment People You Understand Policy

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