Phyllis Diller Quotes

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

Phyllis Diller

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 17, 1917 - August 20, 2012

Topics

WordsHusbandShortSayCheapBeen

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Joe E. Lewis

MoneyManMeYouWillLittle

My view is that, just as in many businesses, brands really matter. There will always be a role for destination sites. Eighty million users come to our destination. I think that will be the vast majority of our future business.

Meg Whitman

FutureBusinessDestinationThink

I don't want to play a voice.

Andy Serkis

VoicePlayWant

Advertising is the 'wonder' in Wonder Bread.

Jef I. Richards

AdvertisingWonderBread

Everybody wants to be a Bond villain. That is the coolest. To be able to portray a Bond villain, that is the feather in any actor's cap.

Steve Carell

VillainBondActorCapAbleFeather

To call the police is a really big deal because you don't snitch - that's the culture you grow up in.

Sonja Sohn

CulturePoliceGrowYouGrow UpBig

I was brought onboard to strengthen the bridge between Spotify and the music community.

Troy Carter

MusicCommunityBridgeBetween

I love my father. I disagreed with him. But he was my father. He was the boss.

Rocky Wirtz

LoveFatherBossHimHeI Love

The Spanish love their paella, and they love their jamon. And they love their football.

Jason Clarke

LoveFootballSpanish

The worst thing in the world is telling yourself you can't do something.

Jason Mitchell

YourselfWorldYouWorstSomething

What shall I say further? Shall I not stop short and leave to your imaginations to portray the tragic deeds of war? Is it not enough that I here leave it even to unexperience to fancy the hardships, the anxieties, the dangers, even of the best life of a soldier?

Deborah Sampson

LifeBestWarShortHardshipsStop

I want to reach the Mr. Joneses and Mrs. Smiths who wouldn't give Waco a second thought.

David Thibodeau

ThoughtReachWantGiveWhoSecond

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