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Bruce Eric Kaplan Quotes

What I like about graduation speeches is that they're an opportunity for someone to make sense of their life and to impart that wisdom to someone else. It's like a sanctioned self-help moment.

Bruce Eric Kaplan

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: cartoonist
Nationality: american
Birth: September 9, 1964

Topics

Life Wisdom Opportunity Moment Sense

Every one should find some suitable time, day or night, to sink into his depths, each according to his own fashion. Not every one is able to engage in contemplative prayer.

Johannes Tauler

Time Day Prayer Night Fashion Find

The music industry has been hijacked by corporate interests, but the way music affects people and resonates with them hasn't changed.

Michael Franti

Music People Way Industry Affects

I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong - I have audio illusions.

Tom Waits

Wrong Things Illusions Audio Hear

There's no feeling like performing. It's magical, it's so rewarding, and it just feeds this special little part of your soul.

Mary Helen Bowers

Soul Feeling Special Little Magical

I'm obsessed with politics, and I talk about it any chance I can get. I have strong opinions about how the world should be run.

Moby

Politics World Chance Strong I Can

Skydiving is a rush. Doing it naked could be more of a rush, but it's nothing I would ever consider.

Jud Tylor

Doing Nothing More Naked Rush Would

If it were up to me, every job would be somewhere in Canada.

Jay Baruchel

Job Me Canada Up Somewhere Would

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

Drew Carey

Think Way Clean Out Around Guys

I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests. I'm the new Barry Fitzgerald, except with a Mexican accent.

Cheech Marin

New Mexican Guy Accent Except Barry

So many girls second-think their pose or what they're doing. And, in turn, the photos will come out really unnatural. I say to really give the camera a performance - that, and make sure you're comfortable with how you look, and give it a good smile and a filter.

Coco Rocha

Smile Good Performance Doing Look

I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

Bob Newhart

Think Childlike Comedians Just Still

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

Bob Newhart

Vacation Attention You Never Out